A letter
Dear Amazon order 102-8547978-0520157, Why have you not shipped yet? I would have you already if I wasn’t too cheap to pay for shipping. Please ship today. Love, Mike
Former software engineer, future physician. Devout turophile.
Dear Amazon order 102-8547978-0520157, Why have you not shipped yet? I would have you already if I wasn’t too cheap to pay for shipping. Please ship today. Love, Mike