Archive for the Movies Category

House of Wax

Saturday, May 7th, 2005

I had the distinct misfortune today of paying actual money to see House of Wax. I was prepared to say that it holds the distinction of behing the worst movie I have ever seen, but luckily, it did redeem itself in the end. I got to see Paris Hilton’s head impaled on a spike, and quite frankly, I would have paid about triple the $7 ticket price for that pleasure.
I also wish to note that when purchasing my ticket for this film, I was actually carded. I have never been carded before for an R-rated film, and I’m not entirely sure why the clerk felt the need to. It’s not like it was even good enough to warrant it.

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