Caffeinated dreams
Wednesday, May 28th, 2008Last night, I dreamed that I had a fight with Rosie O’Donnell and called her an anti-semite.
Maybe I shouldn’t have coffee before bed.
Last night, I dreamed that I had a fight with Rosie O’Donnell and called her an anti-semite.
Maybe I shouldn’t have coffee before bed.
I know I can be a bit picky at times, but this doesn’t really strike me as something I want to buy used:
We’re just a few days into the year, and I’ve already had what will surely be my greatest stroke of genius. The product of my brilliance? Single-Serving Whipped Cream Packets. Or, more likely, whipped topping packets. Why has no one thought of this before? It would be perfect on everything!
Today’s bad idea: buying a 3 pound bag of Skittles.